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THE SITUATION ROOM · CUSTODY SCHOOL

The Vault School

The practice of holding your own — because more coins die of bad custody than are ever stolen by clever attackers.

Where the Cipher School teaches how the machine works, this school teaches how to live with it safely for decades: choosing hardware you can verify, recording a seed that survives fire and forgetting, taking the passphrase trade deliberately, and — in the wings ahead — airgapped signing, your own node, multisig quorums, and the estate planning that makes the coins outlive you. Modules carry printable field documents, because custody work happens away from screens, and every module ends with a field test.

BEGIN MODULE 01 FREE · NO ACCOUNT REQUIRED

The curriculum

10 MODULES

Foundations

4 MODULES

The decisions everything else stands on. Why keys beat IOUs, a signer you can verify rather than trust, the seed and the steel that outlives the device, and the passphrase trade taken with open eyes.

The Practice

3 MODULES

Custody as a working discipline: signatures that never touch a connected machine, a node that verifies your own chain, and multisig quorums with no single point of failure.

The Estate

3 MODULES

The long game: the twelve documented ways holders actually lose coins, the inheritance plan that makes the coins outlive you, and the annual review that keeps the whole arrangement honest.

The field documents

5 PRINTABLE · A4

Checklists, worksheets and field notes to print, mark up, and keep with your custody records — seeds and succession plans belong on paper, not screens. Printing one asks for a free account; the modules themselves need none.

ENTRY · FOUNDATIONS

The Self-Custody Starter Checklist.

The complete first-time sequence, in order — from empty drawer to a tested, recoverable vault.

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SOVEREIGNTY · THE PRACTICE

The First-Time Node Runner.

Verify your own chain: a working full node, from empty hardware to a wallet that asks no one's permission.

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SCALE · THE PRACTICE

The Multisig Quorum Primer.

M-of-N custody without the mystique — what a quorum buys you, and what it will cost to run.

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FIELD NOTE · THE ESTATE

Twelve Ways Holders Lose Bitcoin.

The documented failure modes — most coins die of these, not of clever cryptography.

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SUCCESSION · THE ESTATE

The Bitcoin Inheritance Worksheet.

Fill this in by hand, seal it with your will, and rehearse it once — so the coins outlive you.

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THE WORDS ARE THE WALLET · THE DRILL IS THE BACKUP · THE PLAN OUTLIVES YOU